Total Medals Earned: 449 (From 110 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,430 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/110 points)
Complete the game and survive.
You are even worse than the undead...
Make sure Bill passes away calmly.
Complete the game without firing a single shot.
Survive and save two of your friends.
Survive without getting any friends.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (60/140 points)
Escape the UEFS Horizon.
Clear the Horizon's contamination level to 0%.
Learn the truth behind Horizon's murders.
That's an easy way out.
Make sure that the rescue ship survives after learning of the Horizon's fate.
Make sure no one finds out anything about the UEFS Horizon incident... ever.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (20/70 points)
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Unlock half the category groups.
Discover all elements.
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/720 points)
Use an arrow trap against your enemies
Defeat the Level 1 Boss
Defeat the Level 2 Boss
Defeat the Level 3 Boss
Defeat the Final Boss
Defeat every boss in a run without taking damage
Freeze an enemy
Kill an enemy using a jumppad
Clear a challenge room
Find a secret room
Have two or more Ducks on you at a time
Have three or more Angry Astronauts on you at a time
Finish off a boss using the thorns item
Have 15 or more passive items on you at a time
Revive yourself two times in one run
Take the Die-Instantly Pill
Win 50 or more bolts from a scratch ticket
Pay off a stone block
Duplicate at least one passive item using The Banach-Tarski Handbook
Remove all of your item slots with the bonesaw
Commit the most evil crime possible
Buy out a store
Use the Apple of Desperation
Fill up the donation machine twice and claim your gift later on
Rob a store
Finish Level 1 without picking up any items
Have 200 or more Bolts on you at a time
Finish a run without having spent your money once
Make if off the planet you've been stranded on
Unlock every achievement
Medals Earned: 8/21 (55/500 points)
Shoot from 50 cannons
Cross a finish line
Jump 100 times
Collect 50 marbles
Run for a total of 100 seconds
Cross 10 finish lines
Collect 500 marbles
Run for a total 1,000 seconds
Shoot from 100 cannons
Jump 1,000 times
Shoot from 200 cannons
Cross 100 finish lines
Jump 10,000 times
Collect 5,000 marbles
Run for a total of 10,000 seconds
Shoot from 1,000 cannons
Cross 200 finish lines
Jump 20,000 times
Collect 10,000 marbles
Run for a total of 20,000 seconds
Get all 60 skills points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/135 points)
Eat 10 yeti.
Eat 100 animals.
Eat 200 elves.
Eat 20 flying spaghetti.
Take out Santa!
Get over 100 combo.
Medals Earned: 7/13 (205/500 points)
Escaped the soothing shack
Reached the relaxed retreat
Escaped the basement
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Escaped in 10 minutes or less
Escaped in 5 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
Correctly match 5 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match 20 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match 40 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match ALL NG faces from 2012.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/190 points)
Kick someone who's already unconscious.
Make five "friends" at once.
Complete Story
Collect $40 during the story.
Give out ten alarms in one day.
Top $100 in Arcade Mode.
Don't get knocked out in the story.
Beat 20 people at the ice rink.
Medals Earned: 8/18 (275/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)